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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Headlines From the Edge: 2012= Oops!

Scientists studying the Mayan calender, scheduled to crash to a stop on December 21st, 2012, have made an astonishing discovery that is apparently backed up by Nostradamus. Records kept by the Mayans reveal that the calender was mistakenly set to end in 2012 because of an error by a senior scientist who was trying to balance two mistresses, one of whom happened to work at a bank he'd run afoul of. As far as can be determined, the Mayan prediction for the end of the world actually cames at 332am, US Pacific Time, May Second 2010, though this has been disputed by

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